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The act of performing fellatio on a dump as it is leaving the rectum. Best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and passing the turd with his legs pulled over his head. You know, I think Sarah really digs me. For instance, after we went out for Mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. Made her come, no less.
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The act of sexin' up a a cornhole. This could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. It could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob). Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job. Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job. Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job. |
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The act of sticking ones erect penis inside of a large pop corn bucket while watching a movie at the cinema with ones sexual interest. As the popcorn is consumed the erect penis becomes exposed, resulting in a hand job utilizing the butter from the popcorn as lube. Yeah, she even gave me a corn job half way through!
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Employment in a corn-related vocation. After his brief stint as a fluffer, Stu took up a corn job.
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When someone either at a restaurant or on the street boils some corn on the cob for you. "How much is a "Corn Job"?"
" $1.62 with tax" |
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