To be ass raped in the darkness of a corn field in Iowa. Usually happens to unsuspecting business men who venture out too far from the safety of their hotels.
I was on a feed mill start up in Iowa with the new guy Steve and after work we went to the bar with a bunch of farmers. The next morning Steve woke up with kernels of corn in his hair and had a raw anus. I said, "Damn Steve you got Corn Husked!"