1. The single most terrifying creature ever to exist.
2.Created in a Iowa State University laboratory, bio engineered to depopulate deer from corn fields, the corn cougar has been the cause of several children's death since being released into the wild.
3. A sexually active (50-63 year old) woman who stalks the rows in search of youthful field workers.
Tom: This is no aroused housewife with a sweat fetish, folks. The beast of all beasts has struck again.
Gardangit, all this corn pluckin' makes me horny. You seen any corn cougars aroun' here, Chuck?