Self explains itself. A pleasure trove for a lucky woman. Usually but not manditory 7 or more inches. When inserted correctly the recipient enters a state of bliss with this unique penis. A yellow corn cock is not recommended see drip dick.
by Owner of One June 7, 2008
The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.
Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.
Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!
Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 28, 2017
The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
by ReZeroX June 23, 2008
She didn't like his candy corn cock.
by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020
by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010
When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
by GM123 April 21, 2017