corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.

1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.

corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008

Cork Walker 

Those who walk on cork (Birkenstock). Often seen on tree hugging, organic granola eating, Nalgene slinging, flannel shirt wearing white males who don't wash their hair. May carry hacky sack and bandanna in glove box. Has playlist of DMB and Dispatch. Hemp necklaces and/or colorful friendship bracelets- accessory staples. Will invest in North Face raincoat. Has a friendly demeanor, especially if you're one of their own... the Cork Walkers.

- You have organic granola in your back pack? Haha, you cork walker!
- Are you wearing Birkenstocks? Cork Walker!

Cork Walker by Reality Fairy October 27, 2011

Cornwalker 

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..

1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.

Cornwalker by kelseycoca October 28, 2013

cocktalker 

A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.

Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!

cocktalker by tedshado July 15, 2010

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

Cornwaller by sissipher February 1, 2013

Crywalker 

Noun: One who weeps while walking. Someone with a minor to mediocre injury at best; usually involving the knee or 'wittle finger'. No one ever cares about the crywalker, usually exaggerating the pain and making un needed weeping noises.

The crywalker moved slowly down the hall, limping and wailing in such a manner that the grown man appeared to look like a toddler crying to mommy.

Crywalker by TheExtremeDelusion December 3, 2010

Cockwacker 

This is the act of using excessive force on your shlong, there tends to be friction burns and or lumps along the shaft of your meat rocket. Typical cures for this is a mixture that consists of vinegar, bleach, and chlorine.

"You dirty cockwacker"
"I accidentally cockwacked last night and am feeling bad today"

Cockwacker by Spencer brush September 20, 2022