corker

a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

i am a corker

by god on holaday May 9, 2022

corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

Hey Corker. Do this and that.

by Bob February 27, 2005

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

by angleddjango September 13, 2014

Corker

Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.

It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.

A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.

by Slogre May 16, 2021

Corker

A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.

Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.

by NoMoore January 23, 2017

corkered

To be made to look like a fool. To make a ass out of someone. When you call out someone who's in the denial of truth

That guy got corkered in front of the class

by Boppop Dabop October 24, 2017

Corker

Anything that’s said or done that makes people think ya a mad dog usually delivered by NJ

Nath just can’t help himself stop produdicing these corkers

by Ts10 November 19, 2021