Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.
"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."
by PoopedOn April 11, 2009
Top Definition
Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.
You're a corker <insert name here>.
by The Gord April 01, 2005
top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.
that joke was a corker......
by Jay J July 13, 2006
An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
by indybob April 09, 2009
1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003
Someone with an extreme sense of humor.
That dude is a real funny Corker.
by Dave M May 04, 2004
A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.
Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"
by Corker-Man November 11, 2009
A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob
Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker
by mig the awesome October 29, 2012

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