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it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.
the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.
by Phil McCrank May 22, 2005
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1.
1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. Man, your car is a corker.

2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003
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Irish

Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.

Simliar to "You're a trip"

Not necessarily bad, though not good either.
You're a corker <insert name here>.
by The Gord April 01, 2005
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3.
top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.
that joke was a corker......
by Jay J July 13, 2006
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4.
An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
by indybob April 09, 2009
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Someone with an extreme sense of humor.
That dude is a real funny Corker.
by Dave M May 04, 2004
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A corker is a lady who masturbates with a bottle of sparking wine. Part of the thrill is the danger of the cork popping before orgasm and causing damage.

Posher ladies use champagne, the lower classes use Lambrini

Sub division:
If said lady refers to sipping a glass of rose she's corking whilst on the blob
Darling, I think we should take a bottle of red to this dinner party. That Sheila is a bit of a corker
by mig the awesome October 29, 2012
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When you are fuckin a girl up the ass, you take your cock out and shove a cork up her ass
I cork 'er my girlfriend for her birth day
by hfnkjslajiasldjfs January 08, 2010
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