| 22. | Apple-ization | ||
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The marketing process in which Apple Computing steals a working piece of hardware or software, and then backward engineers it into a broken overpriced proprietary product that is clean enough for a fanboi to touch.. The Macintosh operating system was shat out after the apple-ization of Microsoft Windows.
Every company that sells out to apple will come to regret it post apple-ization. |
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| 23. | Brand Loafing | ||
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The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand. Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?
Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing. |
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| 24. | patent | ||
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To take an existing commodity and claim ownership over its production rights. Let's patent rice and sell it to the asians.
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