| 1. | Jimbler | ||
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A penis. The word was popularised in parts of Cambridge University in late 2006 and has now entered the popular lexicon. The first known individual to use 'Jimbler' for 'penis' is thought to be a male graduate student at Darwin College. 'I've got timber in my jimbler' (I have an erection)
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| 2. | Tijuana redonkulous | ||
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1. Something so ridiculous that it's par with the outrageousnesss of a Tijuana donkey show; a situation or circumstance that is beyond redonkulous.
2. A well-endowed man who's cock is as large as a donkey's, making copulation difficult or challenging. 1. - You’re not going to believe this! My ex-boyfriend dumped me because I wanted kids and he didn't - and now that he wants kids, he can't - he found out he's sterile!
- No way! That’s Tijuana redonkulous! 2. God that guy was Tijuana redonkulous - it took an entire tube of KY to get him in me and now my pussy resembles a Star Gate. |
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| 3. | Southern Butt Sex | ||
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A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation. She awoke in the morning, sore in the thigh and reeking of pork rhinds and Southern Butt Sex.
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| 4. | Lazy River | ||
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When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land. Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.
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