EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:
A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?
B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.
A woman was running late for work. She zooms along an overpass. Unbeknownst to her, a cop seeking to make his quota in order to be promoted to prime asshole is hiding behind a billboard at the end of the overpass; he measures her speed with a radar gun, takes off after her and pulls her over.
"Where's the fire?"
"What fire? I'm late to work."
"Is that so? What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher."
"How do you do that?"
"I work all my fingers in until I have both hands all the way inside, then I stretch out the rectum until it's a big asshole."
"And what, may I ask, do you do with a big asshole?"
"I put him behind a billboard on an overpass and give him a radar gun."
*Damn cop took my yay, I fucking hate him.
*Damn cop shot my ass for robbing that liqour store. I fucking hate him.