To take hold of, to look at. Also 'cop a feel' to grope someone sexually.

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.

The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.

Techniques used by prostitutes to determine if a potential customer is an undercover police officer. A technique frequently employed by a prostitute is to request her date to simultaneously touch her breasts or genitals as she touches his.

The act of playfully tackeling someone with the intent that it will become sexual. Often one can cop-a-feel while in the mist of the "hump tackle" helping to break the ice! A very effective and efficient transition from topical conversation, to gettin' it on!

Being refused boarding onto an Amtrak train by an Amtrak Policeman (Glorified Security Guard) who only became an Amtrak cop because he lacked the balls to be a real cop and confront real criminals and who just barely missed the cut at the very highly selective Greensboro Shopping Center Security Force because he had no previous training driving a golf cart with a yellow light on top. And that refusal is because Amtrak scheduled a 4 am departure time so you decided to take a nap in your car while you await the arrival of your train. Upon finding you napping on Amtrak property in your own vehicle, the Amtrak Policeman uses his superior detective skills to asses the situation, and after realizing the threat of the sleeping passenger in front of him takes no chances and calls the REAL police, who promptly show up to takeover the highly dangerous situation. The delay causes you to miss your train and the Greensboro police department offers to buy you breakfast for your trouble. The Amtrak Policeman was given a commendation for his superior police work at Amtrak's Greensboro station parking garage. However, even with the commendation teh officer again failed to make the cut for a position on the security force at the Greensboro Shopping Center.

H.B. Beal is a old school that has a lot of ESL (English as a Second Language) students due to the good ESL program and ESL classes. It has a lot of good academic students, teachers, and programs—in addition to excellent technical and art programs, teachers, and students. It has many good student programs and athletics and is secured through the fact that the police station is almost next door and there are always cops in the school and cop cars on and around the streets next to Beal. In this respect it is a good school. It is true though that the school has a higher then average substance abuse problem due to the fact that most of it’s clientele come from a bad neighborhood—old east (the worst part of the city); there are countless emos, goths, losers, weird people, stoners, addicts, sluts, etc. Due to this it is easy for kids to mix in the bad crowd and change themselves into something that may be negative for them and become losers in the future. On the upside though there are many smart people, athletes, and safely social students, and ethnic people because of the good programs and activities fostered in a respectful school setting. The school isn’t as bad as Clark, which has a high number of teen mothers; or maybe even South, which has a gang problem. Basically, it is a good school (programs and teachers) in a bad area; This results in a mix of either good students and bad students, and less of a number of mediocre (in between) students. It also increases the risk t...