cooteague 

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?

cooteague by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007

cootra 

the most pimp-ass word you'll ever hear to describe a female's vagina (parody of the word "cooter")

Tha Eamez: Remember when I gave Marybeth a low-rider?
Doon Smack: Yeah, I sure wouldn't mind skeetin in her cootra.

cootra by doon smack February 29, 2004

Contraguru 

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.

I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 20, 2020

Contragipate

To deliver a forceful blow to an enemies chin with ones scrotum.

It took my five years to track him down. All I had to go by was newspaper clippings and whiskey filled memories. When I found him he was in a cheap motel. Hell, the door was even unlocked. I walked in and saw him laying dead on the floor, face up. There was only one thing I could do. I dropped my pants, right there and then and contragipated him. The feelings of revenge and redemption were almost to overwhelming for me to go on. But later that night, in my own bed....I slept like a child.

Contragipate by UnfoldingJonson January 6, 2015

coot rag 

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

coot rag by Of Good Nature February 5, 2010

cootage cheese 

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

cootage cheese by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

Contraguru 

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 19, 2020