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It's not a fucking sea turtle, I don't care what anyone says. It is a vagina.
"A lot of people think I'm not a virgin, but it's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set cooter."
by DirtyMex345 November 08, 2009
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A female that just annoys you without doing anything, just it's presence/ sound of it's voice/ a smile/just anything about her annoys the shit of you.
That girl is def the cooter of the team, can't fucking stand her!
by whitechocolatefatfreepudding March 31, 2009
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Referring to the curvature on the brim of ones baseball cap.
my hat has a nice cooter to it.
by Matt9i8678235 March 26, 2008
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A sarathian phrase referring to a cooch, fag, or stank ass pussy.

"He is such a cooter faggit."
by the king of kingpins July 23, 2007
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A large turtle found in Katie's pond in Blacksburg, South Carolina.
That damn cooter snagged my duck's foot, drowned it and ate that shit!

Reid caught some cooter in the pond and sold that bitch. Does that make him a pimp????

I cut that cooter's head off and it snapped all night long!!!

I took that cooter's toe nails for ransom and threw them on the roof to dry out and make a necklace.
by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 03, 2008
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to be cooter is to be backwoods.
cooter is not to be confused with pooter.
Cooter = backwoods
Pooter = pussy
Cooter lives in Mississippi.
by JAG_B May 21, 2009
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A self-centered, big forehead, snapping turtle.
Savannah is a big cooter.
by Mayaia September 18, 2005
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