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a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.
The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!
by TimmyAtl September 20, 2007
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The alcoholic drink enjoyed by strippers everywhere. 2 parts Malibu Coconut. 1 part Raspberry Schnapps. 1/2 part Peach Schnaps 1 part Orange Juice. 1 part Cranberry Juice. 1 part Pineapple Juice. Splash Grenadine. Must perform the dance move, "Cooter Slam" while drinking.
5,6,7,8, Praise Christ, Praise Christ, Double Dream Hands Take the Shot, Cooter Slam.
by masonjar014 February 07, 2011
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It is when you are fisting a girl and you pick her up and slam her down
I cooter slammed this girl into next year.
by Titans123 November 03, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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