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n. A derivative of coot. An Old English word describing the likeness to a water fowl that at appears stupid at first, but on further inspection is highly intelligent and simply being a twat to amuse his/herself for no reason other than their own entertainment. Even if their actions are detrimental to their status amongst others
'What's up with that prick over there-I don't think he's funny'
No, he's just being a bit of a coote. As long as it keeps him happy I'd ignore him.
by wilkins19 January 16, 2010
 
1.
something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.
1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"
by donttrustzombies November 21, 2010
 
3.
something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.
1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"
by donttrustzombies November 21, 2010
 
4.
An alternative term referring to the female gentalia.
Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?

Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...

Person 1: *gag*
by Satorius November 21, 2013
 
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Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.

Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.
Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)

Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!
by Cooterthenyou December 23, 2010
 
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COOTE - a slang word for big vagina, often used to pay people out
OI YOU!, COOTE HEAD!" or " SHE HAD THE BIGGEST COOTE
by terzis28 and I3 Johnny I3 September 24, 2010