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Coordinated cock slam

When you use your penis to kill a mosquito on your ballsack. Created in response to the "It Is Only When A Mosquito Lands On Your Testicles Meme"
Hey, there is a mosquito on my ballsack.
Just use the coordinated cock slam.

coordinated groping 

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

coordinated fries 

The action of strategically placing french fries into a sculpture, then eating them in the order they were placed.
"I'm so bored!! I am going to do coordinated fries."

mal-coordinated 

One who lacks coordination
She's so mal-coordinated she could be australian.
mal-coordinated by Krzys May 15, 2009

niggerly coordinated 

niggerly coordinated- referring to one's 'fresh' or dare i say 'mackdaddy' style and swagger commonly used throughout the african american community and is percieved as a compliment
Ey man, look at dat dude o'er derr wit dat niggerly coordinated outfit...he so damn fly

mentally coordinated

A term used when describing an intelligent person.
It was required to be mentally coordinated in order to figure out the complex equation.