cooper is a person who most people want to run over with a car, or a lawnmower, or you know just anything painful. most people who are stupid think cooper is cool, and show this by saying "no i hate cooper, hes not cool" but they lie, they actually like him... but not anyone else but Rachel, only Rachel likes Cooper. Copper typically doesnt have any friends cause hes such a dick, hes also a very bad kisser! and shouldnt wear hats too small for his/ her head.
hi cooper, you should really try walking on the sun, that would make my day (cause you'd burn to death) :)

you want to run him over with your car? he must be a cooper
by taylor white March 26, 2013
Doing a Cooper is to act sick or injured to get out of something you don't want to do. Helpful for dodging work, school, sporting events and visiting Grandma.
Is he dead?? Nah he's just pulling a Cooper.
by Bennentt Hasler May 04, 2011
1. To impregnate a freshman.
2. To roughly pound an 'object.'
I'm going to cooper the shit out of you little miss. You're going to have a good time here at Marywood. ;)
by Billy Natalie January 19, 2011
Used to describe a large nose.
bloody ell, look at the size if that blokes cooper.
by da_weeman May 09, 2008
Cooper is a verb that refers to discarding a beer that is not completely finished.
Dude, you coopered the shit out of that beer. It's still half-full.
Don't cooper your beers, boys. We're almost out.
Who keeps leaving these coopered beers on the kitchen counter?
If I catch you coopering your beer again, I'm going to go Slimnasty on your sorry ass.
by Kitsch Dixen December 02, 2010
Someone who pretends to have standards yet will touch anything that moves
Friend: You know that ugly girl from last night?
Friend2: Yeah, why?
Friend: I fingered her!
Friend2: Dude you're such a cooper!
by Meffboi September 24, 2011
1. A name used to socially victimise another who is guilty of being a social retard.
2. Someone who doesn't understand the difference between a joke and an insult
Your just the biggest cooper I know
by dawgsssss May 23, 2011

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