Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

A Coons Age 

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

A Coons Age by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

two coons

the shortened version of the saying "two coons in a gunny sack" or "two coons friggin' in a gunny sack" which refers to hunting raccoons and throwing them into a gunny sack after you tree them with your coon dog and them fighting and or friggin' while in that sack together. They tend to get rather wild in there!!

Me: "Tanner, what did you do last night?"

Tanner: "Man, I drank about 19 beers and was wilder than two coons friggin' in a gunny sack boys!!"

two coons by straight up no chase nate October 1, 2009

Coonsias 

coon, 70s hair, palm tree build, small-headed, crop-top wearing ass nigga. Also goes by yosias

Aye, coonsias
stfu coonsias

Coonsias by Real12345678 August 31, 2021

coonstable 

Racist term for a Black policeman

Good Morning "Coonstable"!

coonstable by stevie-J March 9, 2008

CoonslayerZach 

A country ass dude with a huge cock, awesome in bed, has a bomb ass mullet, and drives a sexy ass square body Chevy that loves to do burnouts.

Ohh look it’s CoonslayerZach

CoonslayerZach by Pimpin6969 April 18, 2021

coonspiracy 

A takeoff of the word conspiracy, anything underhanded done by blacks or against blacks.

Al sharpton said it was a coonspiracy that the Sanford Fl. police did not arrest George Zimmerman.

coonspiracy by Steve2337 July 26, 2012