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6. cooney
A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT
COONEYS FAT!
1. cooney
Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.
Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.
2. cooney
a poor/lame joke aka a failed attempt
random convo between mates goin to the footy

Q: "so how many tickets am i getting for the footy... il get them tonight"

A: a million

the above answer would be classified as a cooney
3. cooney
ADJECTIVE - to be super cool, athletic, handsome, rich, and smooth. just about everything a woman wants in a man.
girl 1: john-kyle didnt even take me out for valentines day.
girl 2: wow, that sucks. my boyfriend nick took my on a cruise!
girl 1: unbelievable. i wish john-kyle was as cooney as your boyfriend.
4. cooney
Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.
"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
OR
"She's cooney in da brain!"
OR
"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
OR
"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
OR
"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"
5. Cooney
A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)
Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?
7. cooney
when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!
person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!
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