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3. cooner
shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)
bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."
1. cooner
shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner
1.im a cooner
2.cooner out
by gobstopper69 Apr 10, 2005 add a video
2. Cooner
A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.
That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!
4. cooner
two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!
1.Red-haired children
by alexis Apr 15, 2005 add a video
5. Cooner
FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy
Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!
6. cooner
1. mug all you need to know is that a cooner is a mo fo-in name given to a mo fo-in trick ass hoe cuz she eat deez muvs. Why? she a mo fo-in hick....
2. name given to hicks
3. fuck this shit im outy
LOvInhiCkS4LiFE: i swear i saw dat cooner girl in me trailer yard lastnight.
FuCKmyASs: i know i sawed her too she steeelen alls ours food.
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