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The alternative ego of Cartman from South Park.
Kyle: We all know your the coon Cartman

Cartman: Suck my balls you stupid jew
by Maxwell1234 April 19, 2011
A petrol sniffing, woman beating, wallet stealing waste of space.
Man: "Did you see that coon at the petrol station?"
Woman: "Yeah he tried to hit me and steal my wallet."
Coon: "Shut ya fuckin mouth white trash, I can fuckin' hear ya cunt."
by Lick me 'ole November 23, 2009
A racist term for black people but one that was once the subject of popular music at the beginning of the twentieth century.
Hey Marty, that songs great, what's it called?
(Marty) - It's called "who stole all my chicken"
Shit Marty, is this another one of those songs?
(Marty) - Coons steal chicken - i'm just telling a story here
by Noggles March 07, 2013
put that dool in my coon
by queefing all day and night July 03, 2011
Simile for nigger and random cheese brand in Australia
coon cheese wtf
by Pepsi and berry February 13, 2010
Coon is the nickname for coon ass meaning hyper and outgoing. If you have a friend called coon you are very lucky. A coon will always take care of his friends.
Guy: dude look its Coon

Girl: I miss Coon
by DarkFireCajun November 24, 2011
The only thing that's worse than a nigger.
You see, a Nigger is just a black person who is lacking in the common sense department.

A "Coon" on the other hand has no common sense, and therefore is a liability to human society, if left alive. But don't worry, most coons are killed prematurely from dropping out of school, drug overdose, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The Coon who does manage to survive those things are usually too lazy to do shit.
by kfmoncr December 08, 2010