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The reason why your bike's missing, your sister's pregnant, and the economy's fucked up. Normally spotted monkeying around on porches or playing jigaboo with your daughter, the average coon typically hibernates while it's unemployed until it has to get a "job", at which point works for half a week then quits, completing it's cycle of life right back where it started. A coon is identifiable by it's dark skin, various "bling", or it's mating call of playing loud rap music through a shitty pimped out 85 station wagon it stole from it's mom. They have traits of cock roaches, being able to survive gun shots, knives, and even nuclear weapons. Much like cock roaches, they are known to nest by the hundreds, laying eggs of deceit all over your neighborhood. Ironically, these eggs often hatch the coon into a prison cell Luckily, coons are highly territorial, and the number one cause of a coon's death is from other coons, which thins out the herd. Maybe one day the coon will become extinct, a product of it's own nature.
Who let all these god damn coons into America? And who keeps feeding the fuckers?
by the Mad John Hess Man July 14, 2011
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1.
Insulting term for a black person
I went to the R&B disco at DeNiro's last night and I was the only white person in there. It was full of coons.
by Robbo February 26, 2005
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2.
An insulting name for a black person. Similar to 'Nigger'.
Black man: "What's up homie?"
White man: "Can't you coons talk proper English?"
Black man: *Shoots White Man*
by spartan69er September 29, 2005
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3.
A coon is a black actor or actress, who takes roles that stereotypically portrays black people. They think theyve made it but they are slaves to the same images. A.k.a sellout
It comes from the term baracoons (a cage), where they used to place Africans, who were waiting to be sent to America to be slaves. They had no idea of this, so some of them were even eager waiting in the baracoons.

Examples- Roles or advertisements were black people:
-play basketball
-rap about a product
-are obsessed with money or chicken
-have a lot of video hoes
-have names that show that they are black (kwame, darnel, any two capital letters (JT, TJ, AJ, TC, JJ), any female name ending in a "qua",

excessively use old terms we made up like
-woo wee
-bling bling
-yo
-holla
-im da man, you da man
-thats wack yo
-daaaamn!
-or anyterm that white people have begun to acknowledge, use and accept.
-(I hope you get the idea- this happens everyday)
Black guy on commercial or in movie: Woo wee! Boy do I love me some chicken, where da Koolaid at?

Person watching: What a coon!
by Jerry J. September 25, 2005
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4.
Derogatory term for black people. Similar to "nigger." Originally a shortened form of the word "raccoon," used in reference to the animal. The black eye masks and noctural habits of the animal paralleled the characteristics of typical robbers and thiefs. The stereotype was then applied to black people.
FORREST: Hi, Earl! What’s goin’ on?
EARL: Coons are tryin’ to get into school.
FORREST: Coons!? Well, raccoons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chase ’em off with a broom.
EARL: Not raccoons, you idiot, niggers. And, they want to go to school with us.
FORREST: (with much surprise) With us? They do?
by c90lap January 03, 2006
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5.
a coon is a black man, same as a wod, nigger
you should see the coons that work at my place
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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6.
1) raccoon

2) Maine Coon cat

3) derogatory term for a black person

The use of this term as an ethnic slur derives from the
practice of using coonhounds (dogs trained to hunt
raccoons) to recapture escaped black slaves.
I sent Michael out with the hounds to bring back those two coons that disappeared last night.
by a pissed off raccoon October 18, 2006
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A "Coon" is an offensive word for a black person. Simaler to other words such as "nigger, spear-chucker, porch monkey, bubble-lip, blue gum, tar baby, moon cricket" and not to mention the other dozens of silly slurs.
As the old song goes....."If ya smell something funny when ya walk down the street your in 'coon' town, you look and see garbage all over the street your in 'coon' town...." and so on with it's repedative slurs.
by The_General July 11, 2006
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