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4.
1.Glasgow slang for taking a joke too far or making a joke that does not make any sense at all:

Coom:"you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn't have shit on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:"Coom,what the fuck?"

"in the dark"

2.to Coom, in madden terms, is to call shitbag plays

3.Coom: a breed of mutant that has a rivalry with swans ever since one of the Cooms was raped by a swan

1.Coom:"you can talk like that when you can afford a religion that doesn't have shit on its face
(silence for several minutes)
random person:"Coom,what the fuck?"


1.Random person:"damn this is really hard!"
William:"that's what your mum said"
Coom:"In the dark!!" - wtf

by Coom March 12, 2009
 
1.
An orgasm, or something so great that it would be considered to produce an orgasm.
"Whoa, that stuff is coom."
"*coom*"
by enervate December 22, 2003
 
2.
N.,Adj.,V.- A sassy shape shifting mythological beast. Also it can be used to describe almost anything that is amazing.
There's a freaking coom somewhere around here.

or

That sh*t was coom.
by strike chipper February 14, 2009
 
3.
an orgasm, or something so great it would be considered to produce an orgasm
That body spray is coom, its utterly orgasmic
by brownerr:) April 20, 2009
 
5.
Glasgow slang for when somebody takes a joke too far.
dude you totally coomed it... *silence then mocking laughter*
by Fuck Your Logic April 27, 2008
 
6.
The female's sex hole, also known as the vagina.
Sick. Her coom is bleeding.
by Kathryn Straw January 30, 2008