Coolstify

When a person makes a mistake or does something embarrassing and attempts to justify it by saying only cool people do it.

Example 1:
Man 1: "I cried when I watched Titanic."
Man 2: "You're a pussy."
Man 1: "Hey, only real men cry during Titanic!"
Man 1: "You're just trying to Coolstify yourself."

Example 2:
Man 1: "I just sucked that guy's dick."
Man 2: "Dude, that's gay!"
Man 1: "Only cool guys suck other guy's dicks."
Man 2: "No, you're gay."

Coolstify by Sembree January 23, 2013

very cool stuff 

1. An expression used when you think something is very cool
2. Drugs
3. A shitty website

1 "Bro thats some very cool stuff on your computer!"
2 "ay you got that very cool stuff nigga?
3. Dude 1: "verycoolstuff.net is a shitty website" Dude 2: "agreed"

very cool stuff by popbobsexbiome22 March 29, 2020

coofstaffel 

the wanna be mall cops and overweight security guards that harass Innocent people while eating or drinking about wearing masks. Acting like the Fascist Secret police in WW2

That asshole harassed that poor women between bites of food. what a Coofstaffel!

coofstaffel by Superfluous Supreme January 5, 2021

Cockstuffing 

The act of inserting a penis inside of another man's urethra for sexual pleasure.

Whenever a medical procedure is done where the patient is conscious, someone will develop a fetish for it. In the 1800s, the treatment for syphilis was mercury and urethral sounds, or large metal probes stuck up the pee hole. A few patients developed a fetish for this, and that is where 'sounding' comes from. Eventually, a gay man had a fetish for sounding, and had a partner with a needle dick. One thing leads to another, and the concept of cockstuffing was stolen from the gods.

Cockstuffing by Dr. Catfister March 17, 2010

Cool stuff man 

(n). A word you use after a boring person texts you telling you about things you don't care to reply to thus pissing them off by only saying this. Mostly meaning "I DON'T CARE" But in a slightly nicer way. A great subject-changer!

Boring person: (After a profusely long story about things that don't concern you)

You Reply: Cool stuff man.

And change the subject.

Cool stuff man by RBSlover :) January 3, 2011

Cockstuffed 

It means to have so much cock in your mouth that you literally can not fit anymore in your mouth.

Guy: "Time for me to put mine in your mouth."
Girl: "No I'm cockstuffed

Cockstuffed by Doitgood21 April 5, 2017

cool stuff 

A word used to discribe your drug of choice.

Yo, doodoo head do you want to get some "cool stuff" to do in the bathroom at Crowleys?

cool stuff by Malec March 17, 2006