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coolface 

The facial expression one makes to silently assert one's innocence under the scrutinous eye of an authority figure, typically involing squinted eyes and a large. toothy grin.

Not to be confused with the trollface.
Troll2: "Oh shit, it's the cops! Put on your coolface!"

Troll1: *rolls down window*

Cop: "Son, do you know how f-"

Troll1: *coolface* "Problem, officer?"

Troll1: *coolface*

Troll1: *coolface*

Cop: Get the fuck out of here.
coolface by Krasnak December 28, 2010
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Coolspace 

Myspace, because it's not cool.
"Did you delete your Coolspace yet?"
"It won't let me! I don't have access to the email account I used to set this crap up 4 years ago!"
"Damn Tom and damn Coolspace!"
Coolspace by adri0801 August 27, 2009
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Coolsuck 

When someone acts in a reasonable fashion towards you or your colleagues, while being consistently pointing in conversation and comments towards the negative things in life.
Like my mom, she is cool sometimes, but she complains about everything. So she will be chill to be around, but she always talks about how something isn't to her standards. Blah.

She's so coolsuck...

Or that one friend you have that acts like the character that Charlie Day plays in the movie Horrible Bosses, worry wart; but a good friend.
Coolsuck by Coexisting September 10, 2012

cool sauce 

When something is totally cool/awesome/amazing/sweet
Duuude! That's totally cool sauce.
cool sauce by Jallen April 3, 2007

Coldsauce 

1.) A thick, creamy, dairy product that is poured into a container, covered, then refrigerated to make homemade icecream within an hour.

2.) Opposite of hotsauce. A liquid drink ingested as a remedy to sooth the burning effects of extremely spicy foods.
Woman : Now that they've come out with coldsauce, I no longer have to purchase icecream from the store, nor use those machines to make it.

Man : I can't participate in the habarnero pepper eating contest if I don't have my coldsauce as a backup.
Coldsauce by Intune2U November 25, 2011

Coolface 

Coolface is what the YouTubefags call the Trollface.
"Problem officer?" said the Tubefag, thinking ha's unique because he calls it Coolface/
Coolface by KawaiiMelon April 4, 2011

cocksauce 

A white person, because semen is white. Unless you have some urine in the urethra, then it's sort of yellowish.
Yo cocksauce, where my fuckin' money at?
cocksauce by cocksauce May 13, 2005