C- Constipated
O- Overweighted
O- Out-of-style
L- Loser

Used on dumbasses to think you're giving them a compliment.
Nerd: Hey your C.O.O.L!
Bully: Thanks geek!
Nerd: Ahaha! You're a constpated overweighted out-of-style loser!
Bully: * clenches fist*
Nerd: I gotta run now.
by totally787 March 26, 2010
Something that's relaxed not gettin stressed or heated is conisidered to be cool almost in the literal sense as cool as a cucumber. Wider definition could be acceptance, what's in the trend or fashion.
He's cool for the job
That's a cool cucuber
by Dk Decay December 26, 2003
A new way to describe your currency

Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit

There are many different 'types' of cool

Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.

Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers

Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates

There are also a few Cool Rules,

Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.

Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.

Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.
dude goes into bank

Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"

Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"

Another dude goes into bank

Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"

Cashier "Fuck Off"
by NUGNUGS October 07, 2011
1. awesome, great or fantastic.

2. in fashion.

3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.

4. agreeing, or agreeable
1. paramore is cool!

2. that shirt is cool!

3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool

4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.
by leeko22arsenal November 13, 2007
Constipated
Ovverrated
Out-of-style
Loser
person 1:Dude, that nerd is such a dork.
person 2: Yeah, so c.o.o.l.
by SchizoozihcS May 16, 2009
Cool is a word like no other. It describes something that is good in a way that no other word can. It will never go out of fashion because it is such a broad statement. Even though it is similar to words like awesome, good, great, etc nothing can really replace it.
Guy#1 "look at me i can piss in the back of peoples cars"
Guy#2 "wow you cool..."

Dude#1 "that's a pretty sweet ride"
Dude#2 "yep yep... pretty cool"
by riverfool March 06, 2009
Perhaps the ultimate slang word. It's origins are amongst African-American culture and became mainstream after Jazz broke out into popularity in the 20s and 30s. The word actually has nothing to do with the English term "cool" but is actually derived from the West African term "kule". Don't believe me? Search wikipedia.

Some dumbass motherfuckers spell it "kewl" when they chat online. What fools.
AIM User 1: Dude, did you see Drawn Together last night?? Totally kewl!
AIM User 2: ...you dumbass...it's cool. quit spellin' shit wrong dumbfuck.
AIM User 1: ...jeez...sorry *signs off in shame*
by Steagles February 23, 2006

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