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when you are cool, you don't need to be told you're cool cos that makes it lame. however, if no one tells you then how would you know? thinking you're cool makes you uncool. not thinking you're cool when you are makes you ignorant. when you don't care about what others think of you and you're okay with who other people are, you're cool. there is a fine line between COOL and GAY and TRYHARD WANNABE. when you're not hyper/annoying, and people like you, you're cool. rambling on like this is not cool.
1. homer simpson is cool!
2. lameness is not cool
3. a half melted ice cube is cool
4. being indifferent is cool
5. typos a ren ot cool
6. gay is cool
7. school is not cool
5. jigging is boring.
9. whups. wrong number. DRUGS ARE NOT COOL
10. boring is cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by gay October 13, 2004
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C- Constipated
O- Overweighted
O- Out-of-style
L- Loser

Used on dumbasses to think you're giving them a compliment.
Nerd: Hey your C.O.O.L!
Bully: Thanks geek!
Nerd: Ahaha! You're a constpated overweighted out-of-style loser!
Bully: * clenches fist*
Nerd: I gotta run now.
by totally787 March 26, 2010
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A new way to describe your currency

Having lots of cool (money) allows you to do cool shit

There are many different 'types' of cool

Sensible Cool- the type of cool used to pay bills, buy food and other boring shit.

Degenerate Cool- the best type of cool ever, this is for drinking, gambling and hookers

Timely Cool- birthday cool and tax rebates

There are also a few Cool Rules,

Rule 1: Timely Cool can be converted into Degenerate Cool at any time, but not Sensible Cool.

Rule 2: You may allocate 20 percent of your monthly salary into Sensible Cool but once you have run out your fucked, even if you have 3kool sitting in you Degenerate Cool account.

Rule 3: Never accidentally call your Cool "money", "pounds", "dollars" ect and if you do, immediately apologise for your error and use the term Cool in a sentence as soon as possible in order to fully rectify your mistake.
dude goes into bank

Dude: "id like to transfer all of my sensible cool into my degenerate cool account please"

Cashier: "certainly sir, you sound like an awesome guy, i wish i was your friend"

Another dude goes into bank

Dude "I'd like to transfer all my degenerate cool into my Sensible Cool account"

Cashier "Fuck Off"
by NUGNUGS October 07, 2011
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17.
1. awesome, great or fantastic.

2. in fashion.

3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.

4. agreeing, or agreeable
1. paramore is cool!

2. that shirt is cool!

3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool

4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.
by leeko22arsenal November 13, 2007
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18.
Something that's relaxed not gettin stressed or heated is conisidered to be cool almost in the literal sense as cool as a cucumber. Wider definition could be acceptance, what's in the trend or fashion.
He's cool for the job
That's a cool cucuber
by Dk Decay December 26, 2003
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Constipated
Ovverrated
Out-of-style
Loser
person 1:Dude, that nerd is such a dork.
person 2: Yeah, so c.o.o.l.
by SchizoozihcS May 16, 2009
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20.
Cool is a word like no other. It describes something that is good in a way that no other word can. It will never go out of fashion because it is such a broad statement. Even though it is similar to words like awesome, good, great, etc nothing can really replace it.
Guy#1 "look at me i can piss in the back of peoples cars"
Guy#2 "wow you cool..."

Dude#1 "that's a pretty sweet ride"
Dude#2 "yep yep... pretty cool"
by riverfool March 06, 2009
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21.
Something that's either really weird or scary...but you can't help but say cool, you know? Originating from O.O
person1: My cat made 3 deep cuts in my boob this morning...
person2: CO.OL ...
by Dave64096 June 29, 2008
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