A phrase used to react to a story, ect. that has little/nothing to do whith the curent subject.
*under a discussion about videogames*
Dude A:Hay guys i just started reading books, that shit is so cash!
Dude B: Cool story bro
word of the day: December 07, 2010
A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr
Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)
Person B: cool story bro
An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.
"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."
saying commonly used when sayer is listening to someone talk to him and doesn't really care
1. so this one time we were sledding down a hill and we totally got broke
2. Cool Story Bro
Cool story, bro is the ultimate shut down to faggotry, obvious trolling, and tl;dr infecting the internets, to which there is no response
Troll: "Halo invented the FPS video game genre!"
Other Guy: "Cool Story Bro"
The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.
Kelly: Cool story bro.
*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*
Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.
Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!
Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.
Son: Cool story bro.
Coolstorybro is most commonly said by 12 year old faggots
It used to be used on the image board 4chan
as a reply to a long, descriptive post.
But now the phrase has been spread around the internets
by stupid fucking kids who are trying to be cool.
If you see someone typing this, flame them immediately.
Jim: Oh, so you're copying off the other kids now..
Jim: Fucking idiot.
A phrase used to express indifference or boredom to a long or boring conversation.
There are many different types of "cool story bro". There is:
1) cool story bro
2) cool story bro, you should write a book about it
3) cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?
1) Chad: I ate an apple for breakfast
Angie: Cool story bro.
2) Hannah: And then I rinsed my teeth. And then, lo and behold, I saw a black mark. I thought: "Hmm, what can it be?" and hark! It was a cavity! So then, I --
Josie: Cool story bro, you should write a book about it.
3) Tad: boring and lengthy story about scientists growing a new type of capsicum
Beth: Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the f*ck up?