any of your cool stories
A:Hey man guess what I did last night!
|9.||enthralling tale comrade|
A variation of "cool story, bro" which acts to serve as the ultimate shutdown to stories the storyteller of which thinks is super awesome, but is actually wasting everyone's time because no one cares. These stories can be heard IRL, or seen often on WoW forums or 4chan.
"HEY MAN I WAS PLAYING EVE ONLINE YESTERDAY AND I JUMPED OFF TEH SHIP TO THE GROUND BUT THEN I GOT BARRICADED BY TONS OF OTHER ENEMY DUDES AND THEY ALL CAME RUSHING AT ME LIKE A ZERGRUSH FROM STARCRAFT HOLY FUCK WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH"
"Enthralling tale comrade."
when some cunt decides its funny to involve themselves in a conversation with which they previously played no part in and furthermore decides to comment saying how not only do they not care, but no one else does either - including the person being addressed.
Person 1 to Person 2: Hey, did you see that picture on facebook last night?
Cunt: Yeah no one cares
Person 2: Yeah haha, it made me laugh!
Cunt: Haha cool story bro
Person 1: oh stop doing a salisbury!
When you really do not give a shit what the other person is talking about.
Person 1(girl): HEYYY, Yesterday I went to the mall and just started stripping, my tits were huge that night.
Person 2: :_