| 995. | nels | ||
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Scandanavian male name. Swedish for Champion. Different from Neils, Nails and Nells. Not short for Nelson and is not a nickname of any sort. Sometimes Nels can be subsituted for Nine Inch Nels. Most people find this to be a cool name. Nels is one bad ass motha' fucka.
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| 996. | martha's vineyard | ||
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MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week. Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here. Girl Tourist: Yea definetly. Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about. |
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| 997. | tattoo flash | ||
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pre-designed tattoo art displayed in shops to be used as idea's, or actual tattoo's for the un-original customer
generally very common tattoos often picked as a first tattoo or by those who get their tattoo as a spur of the moment (or drunk) decision also probably the most commonly removed or covered up tattoos viewed as near meaningless by those whose tattoos were thought out and are original pieces of art *no offense to any one, some people do actually have good reasons for choosing flash its just very rare. also i have the utmost respect for those talented enough to draw flash, i just think it should be used more as inpiration rather than an actual tattoo guy who wants a tattoo to look cool: "hey dude, i'm lookin for a tattoo, how bout one exactly like that tribal tiger tattoo flash on the wall... it doesnt have to be original or meaningfull... its only gonna be there forever..."
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| 998. | Toronto | ||
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One of the best cities in the world, recently tied for 5th place in the Economist Intelligence Unit's "Top Places to Live" study. Best city in Canada by far. Has low crime (check the stats, dipshits!) and nice people. "I wish I could live in Toronto."
"My city sucks, so I'll just rag on Toronto." "I've never been to Toronto, but my mommy says it is bad." "Toronto is the greatest." "I'm a racist Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!" "Oh no, Toronto makes us rednecks feel like a minority! Time to take the truck back to the farm in Alberta." "Quebec sucks, parts of Montreal look like they are about to be demolished. Until you realize people actually live there! I wish I could leave this place and get to Toronto!" |
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| 999. | centipenis | ||
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a penis with over a hundred legs, or a penis that is a meter in length dude 1: I have a centipenis
dude 2: the good kind or the bad kind dude 1: you tell me!!! |
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| 1000. | hot like honey on cheese | ||
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1. when something is at the peak of hotness.
2. when it's bursting with gooey, creamy, honey-like sweetness onto something so common and mundane as cheese. 3. the ultimate epitome of bad-ass-edness. that new outkast cd is off tha hook! it's hot like honey on cheese!
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