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Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do dosnt count.

Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.
by Ben and Joey November 26, 2007
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The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.
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Descibes a woman's attitude toward sex and her ablility to produce copious amounts of natural lubricant to facilitate same. A woman who likes a lot of sex, offers her cookie and who's natural juices, cream, flow easily.
I was out with a hot babe last night and she was all cookies 'n cream.
by CA Doc May 07, 2007
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You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
by Burt, Chuck, Keenan, & Mike February 18, 2008
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This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.
I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.
by ziplocrts June 19, 2007
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