Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.
Me: Ahh Its cookie-puss!!!
Justin: Hey buddy.
the act of placing one's testicles on the eyes of a girl, then laying the penis down her nose in the honor of the ice cream cake from carvel.
yo, i gave that ho the cookie-puss