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9.
A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.
Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!
by The one fitter January 08, 2012
 
1.
a food that is fun to eat, but also used as a sarcastic reward.
Person 1: I won the coin toss!
Person 2: Do you want a cookie?
by Belkis May 01, 2004
 
2.
the female genitalia, a nicer name for a pussy.
Her cookie was so nicely shaven, mmm mmm!
by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
 
3.
Noun

1. Delicious delicacies

2. A small text file stored in your computer when accessing websites, sometimes helpful (saving login information for future logins), often used for malicious purposes (tracking movements on web, spam)

3. A person, commonly used during the Roaring 20's in America and old detective films depicting said time period.
1. The cookies Grandma baked for us were delicious!

2. If you want to increase your privacy online, disable the use of cookies in your browser, but it might make some sites inaccessible.

3. That gangster was one tough cookie, but we finally caught him.
by Lexicon-artist January 30, 2005
 
4.
Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.
Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.
by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 01, 2007
 
5.
an affectionate name used for friends or a partner, similar to cutie
Hey cookie, hows it goin?
by Lig March 19, 2006
 
6.
A text file that is saved to your computer's hard drive every time you access a page on the Internet. A cookie file sends the information to advertizement agencies who will use the information to spam you with junk mail.
I have to download a program which destroys cookies so I won't get spammed.
by AYB March 10, 2003
 
7.
A tiny cute girl with an amazing body.
Yo mane I'm gonna hit that cookie
by R*Weezyy April 01, 2007