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A fine college aged girl, spotted on or off campus.
"Oh dayyummm bro you see dat cookie?"
"Yeah son, dey dont come like dat back at the community college"
by Ol Unkle Swagg March 08, 2009
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the form of cocaine before it is made into crack "ROCKS"
"i slang cookies the size of my rims, 20 inch"
by NormaN BayteS March 16, 2003
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A special "treat" you give to someone when they do something... For example actually shut up when you tell them to.
-Bob- Hey John!
-John- Well as I was saying when the meteor hit...
-Bob- Shut up damnit!
-John- ...
-Bob- Good boy, here's a cookie, now go screw yourself.
by Mr. Cookie September 11, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Another imaginary award give to someone when they've done something good or benefiting, but not necessarily noteworthy.
"Tommy dried the dishes, let me get that boy a cookie!"

"The slow driver got out of the left-lane. I need to give her a cookie."
by SM Jordan October 13, 2004
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Girl: "Last night George tried to eat my cookie".
Guy Friend: "Fuck you are such a square. Just let him munch your cookie already".
by sheila teacup July 03, 2006
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Something that is so good, that you should keep it away from others and don't let anyone touch it.
ie: virginity, a really cool toy, etc.
Now you see what happens when you let someone mess with your cookie.
by Me April 01, 2004
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