A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
by dat otha wite guy July 20, 2009
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A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.

Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying

Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.

Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
by nyfinest17 April 13, 2009
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An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.
"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"
by pikku myy November 12, 2003
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when one eats cookies, then laughs so hard, that the cookie actually comes out their nose..and then later drinks a monster and laughs again, and the monster shoots out of their nose.
"dont laugh too hard, you might pull the cookie monster again"
by pacoskts April 7, 2009
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Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 18, 2021
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This word is used as a description of the Greek Warrior/Thug who likes to hallucinate about cookie monsters. This Greek thug also likes to go to international bazaars and haggle with asains to get cheap ass stuff.
by cookiemonstar March 30, 2006
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People addicted to money, people hustling to get money. People getting cookie money.
He got all that cookie just with the hustle, HE'S A COOKIE MONSTER !!
by the-stick-up-guy May 5, 2010
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