When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.
Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.
The act of filling a vagina with shit, blowing a load in it, then eating it out. Also, a dessert consisting of a banana, chocolate and marshmallows, being cooked on a bbq.
Devin Simpson ate the shit out of that banana boat!
a phrase to describe over-ripe fruit
Dude, that kiwi is too cooked, its practically mush
A combination of raw green cocks, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked genitalia, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a creamy dressing.
"Hey Cindy, did Brad serve you up that Banana Salad he promised?"
"He certainly did! He was low on ingredients though, so I let him into my vegetable patch."
1.adj. The consistency of improperly cooked banana bread
2. adj. Alternately anything half-way between a solid and a liquid.
1. Due to inferior cooking skills, the banana bread was rather quind.
2. I thought the cement was dry, but it was just quind.
A hybrid plant bred using the seeds from a banana and a pumpkin. It is grown exclusively in Peasingwold, North Yorkshire (see below).more...
The banapkin has a soft leathery outer skin, which is a sort of dirty yellow/orange colour and is usually not eaten. It has an extended spherical shape, not dissimilar to a rugby football except the banapkin is slightly bent (like a boomerang). The inside is soft and delicious. It may be eaten raw, or better cooked (see below). The banapkin is a so called superfood, as many exceptional health benefits are associated with it.
The village of Peasingwold, North Yorkshire, was belatedly added to the world map when in 1999 a student at Peasingwold technical horticultural college developed a now patented technique to fuse together the seeds of a pumpkin and a banana. The student, Mark Foe, sold his technique to the local working mens club for a pint of John Smiths and a bag of prawn cocktail flavour crisps. The patent is now worth an estimated £350million. In 2005 the AA added Peasingwold to it's list of 3 places to see before you die, where it replaced London.
Weight (approx): 1 (kg)
Volume (approx): 5 (dm-3)
Electrical conductivity: 10 (Sm-1)
Magnetic permeability: 500 (Hm-1)
Refractive index: 4.2
Speed of sound in banapkin: 300,000 (ms-1)
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A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-
'no I'm not stoned'