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9.
1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone
i just cooked that girl over there last night.
by 001011Gull65444K0 January 17, 2008
 
1.
One who meddles in the arts of concocting methamphetamines. Typicaly in their own home-made laboratory inside their house or garage.
I am so spun off that shit! Give my compliments to the cook!
by Druhmz November 09, 2005
 
2.
to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut
by that nigga D September 02, 2008
 
3.
Verb: To engage in producting a form of methamphetamine (see Meth.)
Tweaker 1: Hey man, we're out of dope!

Tweaker 2: No worries, grab some matchbooks and we'll cook us some more.
by Mr. Sage April 26, 2006
 
4.
One who makes food.
The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.
by Swolff January 04, 2009
 
5.
Australian slang for wife or a live-in girlfriend.
"You got yourself a cook yet mate?"
"Yeah mate, she's a beaut!"
by mathewf August 17, 2009
 
6.
To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.
"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

by Anarcissie May 17, 2008
 
7.
To make together fresh varities of foods to suppliment a proper diet.
To prepare food together collected by stock. Then maintaining a healthy diet, wieght and to keep stamina.
To broil, grill, bake, smoke etc. blends of foods for a meal to eat.
The town on Slatington thinks to cook is weird.

Not alot of men I had met know how to cook.

I am thee Orange Cook Queen of my house with specialty of haddock and oranges and chocolate orange ice cubes.
by europopian September 16, 2009