An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof
#shit #fuck #mother #suck #piece
by Greystar142 May 31, 2011
Top Definition
a coof is a word for a vagina with a ball sack under it. the coof may also have a single testical in rare cases
kieran lynch's coof
#vagina #ball sack #half ball sack #one testical #grimp
by kierans coof December 23, 2009
the sound a pidgeon makes when you kick it
a "coofer" is someone who kicks pidgeons
the coofer made the pidgeon coof
#pidgeon #coof #coofer #kick #sound
by uzo9 May 10, 2008
To ejaculate on one's own face - "Cum On Own Face", COOF.
Cakes> lol adz you coof
Adz> wtf i did not cum on my own face!!
#coof #cum #on #own #face #adz
by Cakes2 July 30, 2006
The sound an anus or vagina makes when a guy pulls his dick out fast.
"I pulled out so fast last night that I made Lisa coof"
by Cooper The Coof Master November 15, 2015
term used mainly in london as a replacement for the word cocaine.
person1. got any coof?

person2. yeah i got loads!

person1. safe gimme a half!
#coke #cocaine #powder #yayo #crack #white #charlie #snow #sniff
by pelastumous4 February 07, 2010
noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
#idiot #asshole #moron #dickhead #thief.
by T-Maass February 28, 2010
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