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A vagina. This is where a penis would normally be inserted (although there are other points of insertion). In other cases, it is where a woman inserts her vibrator, or where someone inserts their tongue, or fingers, etc. Lots of things can go up there, but they're all working towards the same goal.
A.K.A---Bearded Clam(my personal favorite), Taco, pussy, cunt (just to name a few).
"I want you in my cooch!"
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That very special place on a woman that men spend their lives striving to visit over and over and over again.
After a very sandy volleyball game, Mary Beth rushed home to clean her cooch, in the event that a gentleman caller would be visiting that area in the evening.
by beaverhunter September 14, 2005
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Special spot.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I lick that cooch to the nooch! Snoogans!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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The golden-pot at the end of the painful asskissing rainbow. The black box, or in laimens terms: the vagina
That Dutch transfer student is wearing her pants so low, I could see her cooch.
by Paccali January 15, 2003
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A scottish couch ie a couch from Scotland
Ach noo i need a wee sit doown on the cooch!
by Bishkan101 November 28, 2006
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Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.
Poonam hurried home to clean her dirty cooch so she wouldn't get a yeast infection.
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Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.
Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'
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