Condombrella 

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.

Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.

Condombrella by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009

Coombies 

Coombies is an Aussie slang abbreviation of couldn’t be fucked or couldn’t be bothered.

An example is I’ve had the coombies all day. Meaning I couldn’t be fucked /bothered doing anything all today.

Bogans tend to say Coombies, with the meaning coombee fucked being to lazy to pronounce the word couldn’t be, therefore saying Coombee fucked/bothered/stuffed instead of I couldn’t be fucked/bothered/stuffed doing anything today.

Coombies by Aussie Slang June 4, 2018

con zombie 

someone who, at a convention of some sort, doesn't get a hotel room OR does not sleep for most of or the entirety of the event.

if you go to the naka-kon hotel lobby at around 6 am, you'll see plenty of con zombies wandering around and napping on couches.

con zombie by jewissss March 7, 2011

Concombrevolantophobia 

The fear of flying cucumbers.

Chucky from Rugrats is probably has Concombrevolantophobia.

Concombrevolantophobia by Ptcruser1 April 17, 2011

Cumzombie

The result of an explosive ejaculation from a male into a female ( or males ) ear.

The cum seaps into the brain tissue therefore altering and mutating the cells creating a Cumzombie.

OMG, i came in your ear and now you're a Cumzombie

Cumzombie by Megholas November 1, 2010

condombreath 

Insult, directed towards men. Insinuates the person who it is directed at sucks penises, albeit in a safe fashion which just overall makes it even more humorous.

Telemarketer: This call may be monitored or recorded.
Pissed Caller: Actually it won't condombreath.(click.)

condombreath by Grewsome June 15, 2008

Vonzombies

The people who randomly wander around Vons grocery stores and parklots aimlessly, not seeming to have any goals or aspirations other than to be in your way.

"I just wanted to quickly jump into the store and buy a bottle of wine for the party I was late for, but it ended up taking THIRTY minutes due to the dodging and weaving I had to do to get through the obstacle course of vonzombies.

Vonzombies by guava c April 18, 2010