cuntweasel 

1. the ultimate cunt; 2. a total asshole

I cannot believe you told my ex that I cheated on him. You're a total cuntweasel.

cuntweasel by Intervocalic July 11, 2005

cuntweasel 

someone who steals your work or ideas

Those cuntweasels stole my idea for a study!

cuntweasel by elorad March 17, 2009

cockweasel 

A person who shares both the properties of a cock and a weasel, thus forming a nightmarish amalgamation of the two.

"He stole my box of guns!" -"The cockweasel!"

cockweasel by adolf hitler December 11, 2003

catweasel 

A person who looks like, and possibly even sounds like, a cross between a cat and a weasel.

Boy, he sure looks like a catweasel!

catweasel by Annonnn December 9, 2008

cuntweasel 

when you have a weasel in your cunt

what a fuckin cuntweasel ms.jacobson is.

cuntweasel by dick vitale October 17, 2003

Catweasel 

Is a anal masterbator who likes to use live animals. He tends to prefer rodents.

Honey have you seen the pet Gerbil?
Yeah, Ian borrowed it.
Not again, I'm going to have to clean the shit off it. Will he ever stop catweaseling?

Catweasel by analgangbangshiteater January 15, 2009

Cropweasel 

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".

"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"

Cropweasel by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006