(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching

An estranged and potentially mentally unbalanced young Bulgarian woman. Normally seen conversing with strangers, homeless characters, plastic dogs and tramps on street corners.

A person that gets so drunk in night clubs that they could end up ANY where with ANY one

usually good fun and life and soul of the party. But should potentially invest in some safety equipment for any future mishaps.

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.

The aggregation of people planet-wide, (but chiefly in America), who contribute absolutely nothing beneficial to society and who pass through life virtually unnoticed, except when they offend. These people typically jump from one low-paying job to another, (if they have a job), never serve in the military, manifest mediocrity of geological magnitude, have no hobbies, and every one of them owns an elaborate cell phone which is perpetually activated while conversing about some non-topic to another member of this dubious group. Generally speaking, such folks are parasites on society, taking advantage of every government giveaway program in existence.

Key locations to observe such people include McDonald's, Wal-Mart, laundromats, and hospital emergency rooms. They almost always travel in packs, (family and peer units), and at least two to three cell phones will be evident when they are present.

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

noun: a term used in pidgin that is applied to a person. it is most often a very friendly term, but can be used when the people conversing are not friendly towards each other.

Three dots that awkawardly ruin a perfectly good conversation...one generally involving the Ottomans, or bald men of some sort. Usually results in frustrating the person you are conversing with. Would be very awkward if used while talking to said person on the phone or face to face. Super effective in driving chicks away, and old men with beards. Typically used by awkward turtles. Dangerous when overused.