A: Yeah so the other day I was -
C: HAAAYY, B WHATS UPP
B: Oh not much not much, how've you been?
A: ...............! *whispers to self* what a conversation rapist...
2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
Friend: Well, I dunno man...
Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.
2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!
Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.
3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.
Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.