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Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over
Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

confuselled 

means 1 word and only 1 word: confused.
A: im confuselled :-S
confuselled by drako December 22, 2004

Confussled 

A sense of total confusion. When your are both confused and muddled by a situation, like when there is alot going on around you and its hard to concentrate or know where to go and what to do.
Trying to find my way around my new school totally confussled me coz i didnt know where anything was and people were telling me so many different things.
Confussled by Blue Birdie September 18, 2008

Confussled 

I’m so confussled
Confussled by Sissy’s sissy January 12, 2018
1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.
When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.
confussed by gabef September 15, 2007

Concussed 

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.
Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed
Concussed by RagingPrune March 13, 2016