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I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻 

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....
Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption 

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption
It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

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.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.
.9.I Process Too Cinematically Under Duress So It's Best To Control The Narrative.9.

control-itis 

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
control-itis by FerninLove April 2, 2019

Controligarch 

con·trol·i·garch
/kənˈtrōlˈəˈɡärk/

noun
1. An extremely wealthy individual with the power to influence or direct people's behavior or the course of events.
2. A wealthy person, usually a billionaire, who wants to force people to change their behavior i.e. through mandatory health policies, digital identification, climate change policies, and other top-down coercions.
3. A person who seeks to monopolize and dominate markets and industries via hostile takeovers of small- and medium-size businesses.
4. The type of person who flies to the annual World Economic Forum confab in Davos, Switzerland on a private jet only to tell everyone else on the planet that they need to eat bugs in order to prevent cow farts from contributing to climate change.

5. The type of person who uses words like "sustainable development" and "family planning" to control the population by decreasing fertility rates.
6. The type of person who uses terms like "misinformation" and "disinformation" and "hate speech" to control what the public is allowed to say.

7. The type of person who got extremely rich during the pandemic while advocating for lockdowns and mandates that made everyone else poorer and their homebound children dumber.

Examples of Controligarchs: Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, Laurene Powell Jobs, Elon Musk, Michael Bloomberg, Oprah, David Rockefeller and the Rockefeller Foundation, Zbigniew Brzezinski, Richard Branson, Larry Fink and BlackRock.
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and other Controligarchs in Silicon Valley are a different breed than the oligarchs in Russia. Yes, they're insanely rich but unlike the oligarchs in corrupt countries around the world, the Controligarchs want to use their power and money to dominate every aspect of your life.
Controligarch by TheSeamusB January 8, 2023

controlist

noun a person obsessive complusive with controlling every detail
she is a controlist.
controlist by Elucid2 October 7, 2010