| 1. | pimp cane | ||
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The septor or cane in which a pimp would beat "dem bitches and hos" with. A pimp usually uses this cane in the case that a woman does not get enough money from having sex with men. The pimp cane usually is decorated with such things as a diamond or jewel on the top and gold everywhere else. Pimp Jason Mac Jason Jason has his pimp cane that is 4 feet tall and 1 1/2 inches thick in diameter. It is gold from top to bottom except for the top which has a very large fake diamond on top. Inscribed on the side are hash marks for each bitch or ho that has been beaten with this here pimp cane. Sharifa Gihifa Latifa Jones AKA Kitty Mc pants pants walks in and only has $200. Mac Jason is angry. $1000 is the minimum. Jason beats Kitty until she understands how much he wants. Circle of life kids, the circle of life. Kitty goes out and get $2000 and Maccy J carves another line in his cane.
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| 2. | Birth Control Causality | ||
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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things. Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
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| 3. | top dog | ||
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A person who uses their good looks, charm, and humour (if they posess it) to dominate others. He/she navigates the social or business world with the perception of having everything under control. Generally coming in at the lead, the top dog exerts a wide circle of influence around themselves. Historically a male, recent times have seen the emergence of female top dogs as well. "How does she doe it, she's a real top dog."
"I felt a little emasculated by that comment, but it's OK because I know she is joking." *for male specific examples, see other definitions. |
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| 4. | Birth Control Casuality | ||
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A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.
A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things. Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up. |
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| 5. | Assuming control | ||
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1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control". 2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something. 1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.
2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control" |
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| 6. | on top | ||
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someone high in status, usually in control or overpowering others. Used by admirers or friends, should not be used about yourself, or may be considered stush. "isit you kno (name of crew)"
"(name of crew)! ye, dey on top!" |
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| 7. | top boy | ||
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The Gay guy that doesnt like it up the ass. Top boy has nothing to do with control issues Jeff! Im a top boy, youre a bottom boy. Not negotiatable .
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