The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.
Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!
remote control for sky tv
Pass me the sky pad you crackpot
|3.||Bloody Pad That Bro'|
Revenge for "Superman that ho." Stick a bloody pad on a guys back.
"I got so mad he tried to "superman" me, my internal birth control started. so tonight, I'm going to "Bloody Pad that Bro'."
"Dang girl! You go."
The small round control used on a laptop computer keyboard as an alternative to a mouse. It is usually located between the g,h, and b keys. Named due to it's resemblance to a similar part of the female genitalia or clit.
Damn, my mouse pad doesn't work any more. Now I'll have to use my clit control.
Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
1. noun. a piece of technology, mainly used on portable computers, that acts like a mouse, but requires use of the finger to control the arrow on the screen
2. noun. a common synonym for the vagina
1. The Touch Pad is one of man's greatest inventions.
2. I felt her touch pad last night, and man was it interesting.
|7.||thong maxi pad|
tiny piece of paper taped to your thong that makes no sense. i mean if you are going to wear a thong you a probably slutty enough to already be on some sort of birth control which will put always and cotex out of business BOOYA!
damn there is a piece of toilet paper stuck up my ass. no that is just your thong maxi pad. thanks p&g!