The only way to define contr0l is to say that the above definitio is totally false and queer in all tenses, past or present.
Yo contr0l was stupid.
The one and only contr0l can not be defined... he defines himself. Spit game like flem, lay pipe like an Arabian Oil Sheke, Packin more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch, Deep in the game... take the dilznic to your females frame... Bringing the pain... leave her with scambled eggs for brains.
"Oh Daddy, I know you wanted me to go to college and do something with my life, but after contr0l unleashed the man beast on me I can't think of nothin but dilznic e'ry day... dilznic e'ry night he dislocated my spinal column but the pleasure made it alright'
the fucking shit contr0l is.. and ironspider man is a fucking prick bastard
ironspider man shut the hellup jew
by Anonymous April 02, 2003