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tune contamination 

when someone who has a tune infection regrettably shares it with you, thus infecting you as well.
Alvin: "wow, I've got that horrible Carley Simon song stuck in my head...you know the one that goes; 'you're so vein, i bet you think this song is about you', it's driving me crazy..."

Theresa: "wow...thanks a lot for the tune contamination!"
tune contamination by sandspit April 11, 2010
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nostril contamination 

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.
Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

Cuntamination 

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.
While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

Cross Cuntamination 

When a man is having sex with two or more women and pulls directly out of one and penetrates the other without rinsing his penis or condom. Seen in many porn flicks.
Wow! That orgy scene had massive amounts of cross cuntamination going on! I bet everyone's genitals rotted out after filming!
Cross Cuntamination by Detr September 6, 2013

contatination

when you didn’t leave enough space and your tattoos run together
Your contatination tangle is not a bad way of doing it.
contatination by sdseww June 12, 2017

condomination 

The act in which using a condom takes over the world.

Side effects include: Extremely sore penis, herpes, HIV, and many more.
"dont go near him.. he's addicted to condomination"

Condomination 

The act of dominating a conversation by going on and on, interrupting, or trying to guess what the other person is going to say next.
Rosie O' Donnell never lets people get aword in edgewise. Her show is pure condomination.
Condomination by John Tollefson January 4, 2007